“I may as well say it: I don’t actually like Radiohead, I only liked their Facebook page to be cool.”
“I must say Edith, this comes as quite a shock.”
(Source: downtonluxury)
Sick Boy McCoy
words of wisdom and stupidity are rarely far away from each other
(Source: gwengold)
We are more like our parents than we like to admit 
A classic story revisited.
Still trying to decide if this is blasphemy.
(Source: nightthief)
“The one-armed monkey in my acid trip said the keys would explode but I think he’s full of shit…
(via newbornthings)
“Dammit Jimmy! I told you the NRA wasn’t allowed on set!”
(Source: iconoclantastic)
“Watch the watch, watch the watch”
“I DON’T F***ING NEED THERAPY!!!!”
(via disquiet-thoughts)
“Thomas! you will refrain from making boob grabbing motions this instant!”
(Source: -downton)
(via faceit365)
If politicians were allowed a certain amount of smartassery these days the world would be a better place.
(Source: nativeistumbling, via nasithean)
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